Transcribed by: Saul Romero

Zoe: Hey  everyone I'm Zoe, welcome to be 420 special today. I'm here with London and Bethany as usual and we're going to play some killer games. 

London: Play some games and get baked and get zooted we’re gonna be gaymer girls.  

Zoe: Heavy emphasis on the gay and the gamer 

London: were gaymer girls 

Zoe: Wink wink

London: we’re here for the hot girls and that’s it.

Zoe: Let's get started with some truth or dabs, so we’ll be going around, we'll all kind of choose a question and if you choose not to answer you take a hit. I’ll go ahead and get started, when was the first time you got high. 

Bethany: No you gotta pick someone it’s like truth or dare.

Zoe: Oh Bethany get us started I don’t fucking know was that good. Anyways Bethany, when was the first time that you got high?

Bethany: Oh yeah that one’s easy, I was probably like 18 it was edibles and I was one of those stupid people that was like this edible hasn't kicked in yet ima have another one. And I’ll say it was a great time but I don’t really remember what happened after that so yea that was my first time.

London: you know what I feel like everyone needs a good edible story like just in general cause I feel like everyone at some point had taken too many edibles and they’re like fuck. 

Zoe: Absolutely 

London: I feel like it’s just a character building experience you know.

Bethany: Ok who’s gonna go next

London: Isn’t like if you answered a question and then you just

Bethany:  Oh so I get to ask one, I'll do London because she hasn’t been involved in one yet so I’m going to ask you who was your worst sexual partner, now remember this is not a public podcast so if you want to take the hit take the hit.

London: You know what it’s fine because I don’t remember his name anyways.

Bethany: if you can’t answer it by the way that counts as taking a hit.

London: I’m going to answer, I'm going to give him traits. It was this dude that I met on henge.

Zoe: There it is that’s the story. 

London: And so I invited him over and it was like he came over and it was after work and this dude was like tired from work like why the fuck would you even come over like I could already tell the vibes aren’t good. I’m just like whatever he’s here now might as well you know the goal was you know to get some sexual relief, did I really win that day no I didn’t it was just like a 15 minute bam done like type of thing and I was just like you know at least it was only 15 minutes of my life what’s the point, you should’ve just went home but whatever I don’t know his name but shout out to you.

Bethany: Hinge guy 

London: He was like I’ll text you and I was like hahaha no you wont your getting blocked. Um I feel like this is more of a character question so let’s expose you Zoe, have you ever driven under the influence. 

Zoe: Uh yeah for sure 

London: Don’t drive under the influence because it’s very bad. Please don’t be like Zoe over here and learn from her mistakes.

Bethany: Allegedly

Zoe: Allegedly I have done that.

Bethany: But don’t do that that’s bad 

London: yeah we do not encourage driving under the influence at all, we need to say that.

Zoe: Not like something that I’m proud of but definitely I haven’t really done it since I moved to la where it’s like public transit around you know. Oh I have to ask a question London is a hotdog a sandwich, fucking hate this one what is this.

Bethany: It was a random truth or dare question to ask and it gave me a laugh so I added it.

London: A hotdog isn’t a sandwich it’s a hotdog.

Bethany: It’s a taco

London: yes 

Zoe: Shut the fuck up

London: And then it’s a taco sandwich no, so that’s all I gotta say.

Bethany: The other one is cereal a soup

Zoe: Eww shut up

London: no

Bethany: ok but you can’t  say it’s because it’s cold because there's cold soups out there so what makes it not soup.

Zoe: Cuz it’s fucking not it’s like crunchy

Bethany: There’s crunchy things in soup 

London: Theirs crunchy soup but 

Zoe: I don’t give a fuck it’s not a soup 

London: It’s not made from a broth  

Bethany: Define broth it’s just it’s a green paste broth then the seasoning from the cereal goes into the milk so it’s seasoned cream broth.

London: Eww Bethany 

Zoe: This question invokes too much anger within me. I need to move on.

Bethany: Ok moving on ok so we ask London that, London you get to pick.

London: I asked Zoe something that was a while ago so Bethany what the most stupid thing you did in front of a crowd. 

Bethany: no I’m taking a hit sorry no

London: Yay I did it I made someone take a hit! Wooo fuck you

Bethany: it occurred to me I had like a war flashback and I was like nah bruh im taking a hit. That’s it, sorry I would much prefer it. I guess I get to ask somebody now, uh Zoe what’s all the drugs you’ve ever done.

London: Allegedly 

Bethany: Allegedly 

Zoe: I am taking #########

Bethany: good I thought that was gonna get you

Zoe: Listen, the Midwest is very boring and sometimes you need to do things to spice it up. 

Bethany: ok Zoe you pick one 

Zoe:  Who did I pick last, did I ask London or did I ask Bethany.  

Bethany: I think you asked London if a hotdog is a sandwich.

Zoe: That's right, that's right um Bethany have you ever faked an orgasm. 

Bethany: Yes I have 

London: No Bethany 

Bethany: you know what, you know what, you wanna judge me 

London: I'm not judging no I get it 

Bethany: I just wanted it to be over. I was like you  know what and the person was nice enough that they weren’t going to stop until I got off.

London: Oh no

Bethany: And I was just like hurry this along and like judge me all you want. 

London: No I get it

Zoe:  Sometimes your just on the topic Of boredom.

London: sometimes your just like please let it be over. I feel so bad but it is like that sometimes. 

Bethany: I’m gonna ask London, London have you ever ghosted someone instead of breaking up with them. 

London: on a relationship probably like actually in a relationship with someone no, but i ghost people all the fucking time I sometimes feel bad about sometimes I don’t if I’m going to ghost someone it’s probably goin to be within the first couple of weeks anyway so I try to keep it quick rip the bandage. 

Bethany: fair enough 

London: who did I ask last time Bethany I think uh Zoe what’s your weirdest kink/turnon/fetish.

Zoe: I’ve talked about this before, I don’t think it’s weird necessarily I’m not really one who like you know there’s no weird kinks you know there’s some weird kinks but there’s no weird kinks.

London: No there’s weird kinks but it’s ok. They're weird but it’s ok we’re not gonna judge you.

Zoe: um I think the weirdest the one for me ### is weird, fisting I fucking love fisting people it’s such a power move.

London: Oh yeah you have talked about that.

Zoe: yes I brought this up in the podcast multiple times if you are an active listener you probably at some point heard me talk about fisting a grown ass man before and I have. If you haven’t ever done that I highly recommend you should try it.

Bethany: I think you mentioned it in one episode.

Zoe: no it’s like a couple of episodes 

Bethany: I edited the damn episodes you think I don’t know.

Zoe: Well I talk about it a lot, someone here may or may not edit them out.

Bethany: Sometimes Bethany decides that we’re gonna be a little more modest this episode.

Zoe: London have you ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person.

London: no I don’t send dirty text I send come see me in person, not that sexting isn’t bad I can see the appeal it’s just really no for me I feel like when I do it I feel silly or childish and I can’t really get in it over text like I’m not gonna be mentally their. Uh who  do I do with last time Zoe uh Bethany I feel like I know the answer to that one already.

Bethany: what were you gonna ask me 

London: Have you ever been in a threesome? I feel like we talked about this. But maybe not so go ahead.

Bethany: yea 

London: see yeah I feel like I knew that

Bethany: Do I have to like to explain or can I just be like yeah it happens more than once.

London: Do you want to explain?

Bethany: ##### overrated overall I would say especially because it is exhausting having to pay attention to two people.

London: it looks exhausting 

Bethany: sorry to anyone who had any threesomes ###### oh I gotta ask someone now. I’m just gonna pick Zoe because I just feel like I just talked to London, uh have you ever been arrested.

Zoe: Uhh no I always wanted to be though.

London: Zoe I feel like that’s a really white thing to say. You actually said I’ve always wanted to be arrested.

Bethany: Um, who did I ask last? I think Zoe, London have you ever used a fake Id to buy anything or like to drink or buy drugs.

London: Nope because I haven’t needed to anytime I was underage. I was just winging it and it worked. I considered getting a fake allegedly at this point.

Bethany: I always had older siblings so you know 

London: It didn’t make sense to buy one because by the time that time came around it was like grown up and anytime before or like after that  before I was 21 I just like fuck it and I was usually in places where they didn’t care that much anyways. Zoe which is more important the end or the means.

Zoe: Do I have to pick one or can I say both I think both are really good 

Bethany: No which one is more important.

Zoe: ok I’m going to justify my answer why it’s both and then I’m going to take a hit.

Bethany: Ok

London: Cheater

Zoe: I am cheating that’s fine but anyways I  think what you do to get where you wanna be is really important because a lot of things happen from that and I think that’s really cool and you have a story to tell like you didn’t have something happen overnight. And then I think the end is also just as worthwhile, maybe a lil bit less then I think at the end you're like cool I got this thing I wanted or got this thing I didn’t want or whatever the outcome is and that is that you know I don’t know the means. I’m taking a hit anyways. 

Bethany: ok you guys want to do never have I ever or cannibal %#%.

Zoe: Never have I ever 

Bethany: ok so who’s first

Zoe: Ok I can go ahead and get us started this is a group one right.

Bethany: yea

Zoe: ok cool, never have I ever cheated 

London: Nope I have not

Bethany: No I never cheated 

London: Yeah never cheated

Bethany: Ok so no hit

Zoe: well that’s boring 

Bethany: Sorry we have morals Zoe, god.

London: ##### in the future  just for you 

Bethany: Well Bethany why did you cheat on me well Zoe needed it to be more interesting in a never have I ever.

London: we need never have I ever been content sorry, sorry babe.

Zoe: Exactly

London: God

Zoe: I won't do it again I promise, ok next

London: never have I ever gone skinny dipping

Bethany: oh I have, I take a hit

London: oh was it fun we’re u cold

Bethany: I’m from California 

London: I know I don’t know why 

Bethany: Were you cold, no. It’s fucking like 80 degrees in March.

London: I just always imagined happening at night. 

Bethany: It was 

London: like a cold night not a like a California night

Bethany: It was probably a cool California night but no it was not cold.

Zoe: I have, it was cold I lived in Iowa.

London: see I feel like it should be cold

Bethany: never have I ever had sex with someone then ghosted them afterwards.

London: taking a hit, I should probably take 20 at this point but you know it’s fine, I’m always like you know what babe your in your 20s you have time to chill and get your shit together at least I’m not tryna find a partner knowing I’m like this. Zoe hit or no hit.

Zoe: Never have I ever ruined an item of clothing borrowed from a friend. 

Bethany: I’ve never done that 

London:  I’ve never done that just because I feel like I’m extra careful when it comes to my friend stuff.

Zoe: Who’s next

Bethany: London I think

London: Never have I ever had to take a walk of #### nvm

Bethany: You're like I have done that actually. 

London: I thought I hadn’t then I thought about you know what I guess those things actually count, even if you're walking from one dorm to another I guess it kinda counts.

Bethany: Yeah

London: Never have I ever had sex on a beach

Zoe: I haven’t 

Bethany: Oh i’ll take a hit

London: Is it Sandy! I need to know 

Zoe: How much sand did you get in your vulve

Bethany: Honestly not as much as I thought ok, like I totally thought it was gonna be an insane sand experience. It ended up not being that bad.

London: Ok

Zoe: Ok 

London: that’s what I always think of in theory it sounds romantic or cute or whatever but I just immediately go like sand.

Bethany: The one time I did was pretty picturesque. I'm not gonna lie big moon, nighttime it was nice, 9/10.

London: Now I just wanna go to California and have sex on the beach.

Bethany: Never have I ever have to pretend to be sober not because I’ve never been high around them

London: ima take a hit

Bethany: but because I’m like no yeah

London: See I’m like that now but I’m thinking more towards my teenage years and shit

Bethany: I didn’t smoke when I was a teenager 

London: A common thing I know you said was 18 that made me feel so bad.

Zoe: I feel like I never have to go out my way to be like I’m not. I kinda just exist. I probably act super high but I’m never acting like I’m not high. 

London: yeah 

Zoe: You know what I mean. 

Bethany: Ok Zoe your turn 

Zoe: Never have I ever had sex in a sea or a swimming pool in a body of water let’s do that, that’s not a bathtub.

London: I haven’t, I had a friend who did tho and she kinda enjoyed her experience. Never have I ever cat fished someone, no wait, wait, wait, no right I’m not gonna say that cuz I can’t be confident in that.

Bethany: Oh my god I feel like there’s no grey area in cat fishing people it’s like you either cat fished someone or you didn’t.

London: Because I know I never catfished to the extent where I’ll never be on an episode of mtv catfish but I feel like definitely to some extent lied about who I was over the internet at least when I was younger I had to have. Wait I found one never have I ever looked through my partners phone 

Bethany: what like snooping because I’ll be on his phone but not like snooping. I don't date people I feel I have to babysit. 

London: I’m going to start giving that advice to my friends. 

Zoe: I like that can we turn that into a keychain.

Bethany: Yes but I had to have like a #### Bethany in the end like I’m being quoted.

London: That’s so good and that’s honestly why I barely date I’m with Zoe on that one that’s why we don’t date because everybody wants to be babysat. Everyone wants a mom.

Bethany: yea I’m like already am someone’s mom I already have a real kid to take care of. 

London: Well I’m fucking 21 I’m not taking care of shit I’m not even taking care of myself so fuck off.

Zoe: Retweet, ok who’s next Bethany?

Bethany: Oh am I next 

London. I wonder how well we're doing in terms of actually going in order.

Bethany: Yeah I know ima go listen to this over we’re all on fucking crack right now like what are we saying.

London: Hahahahahah

Zoe: hahahahaha

Bethany: Never have I ever given a guy a fake number 

Zoe: I don’t think I have 

London: Definitely have at some point I think I used to have a number ready for this. When I was much younger it was so sad that I was in middle school and I had to have a fake number ready to lie to people everyone stop being creeps please.

Zoe: Yeah literally 

Bethany: do we want to switch over to #####

London:I think I’m good to switch

Zoe: Yeah

Bethany: let’s move on to ##### ok so do I have to explain this one so  #### is like #### where we pick a category and everyone has to go around and list an item in the category. And when you run out of items you lose the game, does that make sense. 

Zoe: Ok 

London: Mhm

Bethany: An example if the category was twilight characters we each go around naming a  twilight character. Until we can’t think of any no more.

London: We should start with that

Zoe: We are starting with that I’m callin it, ok the category is twilight characters.  

Bethany: Omg you guys I have all these perfectly good weed related categories for our first funny episode.

London: The funny part is I’m going to forget after like 2 seconds.

Bethany: And you can’t say one that was already said otherwise that counts as messing up and you have to take a hit.

Zoe: Yes

London: Ok let’s do this

Zoe: Ok London your first

London: I’m going to embarrass myself really bad oh I start. Edward Cullen 

Zoe: Bethany 

Bethany: So ima go next, gonna have to say Bella

Zoe: Esmay

London: Jacob

Bethany: Carlile

Zoe: Rosalie, London

Bethany: Took too long take a hit

London: Yes I took to many tries, I wanted to say Jasper I wanted to say Jasper

Bethany: it’s too late now take a hit loser 

London: No I don’t know why I wanted to say Isiah, jasper just looks like an isaiah.

Zoe: Jaspers non confederate twin, Isaiah 

Bethany: He’s from the north

London: I got to nervous I knew I was gonna fuck it up because as soon as she said that I forgot everyone who was in every single movie ever. Alright who picks the next category.

Zoe: You

London: Ok I’m going to do stoner movies

Bethany: Ok do you want to name one 

London: How high 

Bethany: Does Friday count as a stoner movie?

London: I feel like it does

Bethany: I’ll say Friday 

London: I feel like it does. They smoke it in it and it’s part of the plot.

Zoe: Halloweed

London: How high 2, I know I’m being a bitch but it’s fine.

Bethany: Um, Pineapple Express 

Zoe: That 70s show, that’s not a movie fuck I’ll take a hit.

Bethany: Good becuase I was running out mad I was like fuck.

London: I know snoop dogg had one but I just don’t know what it’s called.

Bethany: I watched one with Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. 

London: I think that’s the movie I’m thinking of too. But then it’s like also snoop dogg is like high and he’s like half his  that’s his whole bit but I can’t remember any specific names it’s just like anything with snoop dogg.

Zoe: Ok what’s our next one.

Bethany: Ok you have to pick

Zoe: oh ok things you can buy in a dispensary, bong. 

London: um is it me, preroll

Bethany: Um you can buy edibles in a dispensary.

Zoe: Wraps

London: Cart

Bethany: Red lighters

Zoe: One hitter…..?  One hitter.

London: A bogue

Bethany: You can buy bongs at the dispensary 

Zoe: I already said that take a hit.

London: Already said bongs

Bethany: Did you, I wanted to ask but I felt like it was cheating, fine I gotta relight. #### for marijuana. 

London: Devils lettuce 

Zoe: Are we going backwards now

London: I don’t know I just went 

Bethany: Whatever we’ll go London, Zoe, Bethany now, go Zoe. 

Zoe: Pot

Bethany: Weed 

London: That’s the only I knew

Bethany: Oh c'mon you got more

London; I can’t think.

Zoe: Mary Jane 

Bethany: Don’t tell her cheater

Zoe: She was already done with her turn.

London: Fuck ima just take a hit.

Bethany: Yea take a hit omg there’s so many.

London: That’s why I said devils lettuce first cuz that’s the only one.

Bethany: Mary Jane. ganja, reefer, grass.

London: I’ve always feel like I always say weed and if I say anything else I feel like somebody’s grandmother just so scandalized like when I say pot I feel like old people say that. Is it my turn to choose?

Bethany: Yes 

London: Munchie cravings I’m gonna say Oreos because I just had some 

Bethany: Cheetos

Zoe: Pizza 

London: Doritos 

Bethany: Icecream

Zoe: Chex mix

London: Chocolate chip cookies

Bethany: Fast food

London: That's so generic why are you going to take that whole category

Bethany: Fine you want me to be more specific like French fries

Zoe: Nachos

London: I was gonna say chips and salsa but isn’t that the same thing.

Zoe: As nachos, no

Bethany: Who eats chips and salsa as their munchie 

London: Girl me, it’s so fucking good

Bethany: Ok I’ll shut up then what do I know

London: No one  time me and my friends got high and we had a big ass bag of chips. We ate the whole thing and it was so good.

Bethany: um does it count it probably doesn’t count  I can picture those really giant sandwiches that’s scooby doo and shaggy make when they're obviously high. 

London: It does count 

Bethany: Or they like to have to unhinge their jaws to eat. I feel like it's an iconic munchie meal despite the fact it’s not something you can do in real life.

Zoe: Yes

London: It does

Zoe: um I don’t even know ok Ima take a hit then I want to do reasons to get high. Bethany

Bethany: oh me 

London: We have no order whatsoever 

Bethany: I know I’m sorry sober Bethany who had to edit all of this later. Yea no I’ll go now what’s was our thingy.

Zoe: Reasons to get high

Bethany: Because I woke up is that a good reason

London: I really thought you were gonna say how old is your kid Bethany like 4 I thought you were gonna say cuz I have like a 4 year old.

Bethany: I can say that one too, London's answer is because I have a 4 year old. 

Zoe: uhhh because I want to

London: Because college is hard 

Zoe: I wanted a new flavor 

London: You said you wanted a new flavor 

Zoe: I don’t know, don't ask me to elaborate on these answers right now I really had a good answer and I lost it. Anyways next.

Bethany: You can smoke because you're stressed.

London: Because you want to have a good time.

Bethany: Party 

London: I don’t fucking know party time

Zoe: Because your a little too wake right now.

Bethany: Oh god I don’t know guys.

London: take a hit

Bethany: Yeah, that’ll solve all my problems. I'll smoke some more.

London: At some point during this were just like Bethany. 

Zoe: Just hear a faint snore on the other end.

Bethany: If you don’t hear my little voice being like bye at the end it’s because I already fallen asleep and  future Bethany edited the audio.

Zoe: Seeing as we fully enjoyed this 4/20 special I think all of us are going to sign off this episode and politely take a nap. We will see you on the next episode thanks for tuning in and we’ve got some real cool content planned for you the rest of this season. bye

Bethany: Bye

London: Bye